PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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