Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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