i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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