he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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