just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i came on her dog
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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