I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
