Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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