Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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