And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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