I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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