is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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