She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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