am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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