when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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