My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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