The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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