The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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