suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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