You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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