think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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