Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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