The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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