This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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