i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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