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Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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