I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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