the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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