your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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