Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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