Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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