So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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