I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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