pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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