I am puke
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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