Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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