Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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