That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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