Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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