my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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