She's JV to your varsity
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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