No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.