This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Randomize
