Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
