O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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