jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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