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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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