I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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