It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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