The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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