the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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