problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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