The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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