She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
i think i just lost a toe
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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