a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
We got so high we made milksteak
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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