I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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